Innovative Approaches to Stimulating the Economy

Innovative Approaches to Stimulating the Economy
By Andy Alt / Political Dimensions

February 7, 2009

Desperate situations require desperate actions — that’s obvious when an economic stimulus package like the one being discussed has been seriously considered. Will it help? Maybe. Is it a lot of money? For sure. But before passing the buck (so to speak, and in gross violation of Harry Truman’s definition of passing the buck), I strongly feel that innovative and creative alternatives should be considered.

I’m not an economist and get very confused and frustrated when confronted by money, but I think my creativity makes up for my lack of practical and real knowledge. At my educational level, as a typist and as a person qualified to sit in a chair in front of a computer,

NSA May be Wagging the Dog with New Spying Policies

NSA May be Wagging the Dog with New Spying Policies
By Andy Alt / Political Dimensions

May 17, 2006 – White House spokesman Tony Snow has announced three new policy changes which will be enacted by the National Security Agency. His announcement, however, is not causing much concern about invasion of privacy.

The NSA will start monitoring all messages contained within fortune cookies. Mister Snow has made it clear that while most fortune cookie messages are not a direct threat to national security, the possibility for communication between terrorists utilizing fortune cookies exists in our reality.

To Save the World, Bugs Bunny Must Rule It | Humor

To Save the World, Bugs Bunny Must Rule It
By Andy Alt / Political Dimensions, Co-Edited By Veela Ren / Emotional Dimensions

Jul 19, 2008 – The World needs a change of leadership, and I believe that Bugs Bunny is just the person for the job. I realize we already have a gang of crazy animals watching over us and ready to pounce: politicians, corporate executives, corporate-owned media and greeting card companies. Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, is a domesticated and tame animal. His agenda would include tranquilizing this organized animal syndicate in order to prevent them from stampeding over the people whom they refer to as ordinary and average.

Bugs Bunny’s most endearing and politically viable trait is his incorruptibility. Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely, however, Bugs has a track record dating back to the 1940’s of only fighting back in retaliation to another’s provoked attack.

The English Language and Foreigners In America | Humor

The English Language and Foreigners In America
By Andy Alt / Political Dimensions

August 10, 2008 – Many facets are involved with politics, and it’s often difficult to have all the facts at your fingertips due to lack of brain activity or the amount of misinformation available tax-free to the public. Once I form an opinion on an issue, often somebody who is more intelligent than I comes along (usually his or her name is a foreign-sounding one, such as “Harvey,” or “Renata”) and presents a viewpoint or fact I hadn’t considered. I’m older and more wrinkled now, so I frequently choose to wait longer before I create an opinion or logical thought.

The Political Humor of Will Rogers

The Political Humor of Will Rogers
By Garry Gamber

Will Rogers was an amazing person and one of the wisest men of any generation. His accomplishments include being a champion lasso thrower, a performer on the Broadway stage, the star of 71 movies, a radio broadcaster, an author of six books, and a syndicated newspaper columnist. Will Rogers traveled around the world three times and befriended presidents, senators, prime ministers, and kings.

Obama Wants to Digitalize My Health Records? I Say Umm I’m Not So Sure Yet

By Andy Alt / Political Dimensions

January 18, 2009

Susan was quoted in the article Obama Wants to Digitalize My Health Records? I Say Go For It! by Merely Me (Fri January 16, 2009) and she asked me to make some of my words about it. I’ve therefore created some based solely on the alphabet, and my monotonous words follow this boring preface.

Having a record of what groceries I buy or if I smoke is quite a bit different than my medical history. I smoke in public, and when I buy groceries in public there are usually people nearby (who I never force to sign confidentiality forms when they see me pulling an item from the shelf), and strange, unknown cashiers ring up my purchases.

President Bush’s post traumatic stress and my perceptions during President Obama’s Inauguration

President Bush’s post traumatic stress and my perceptions during President Obama’s Inauguration
By Andy Alt / Political Dimensions

January 21, 2009

Last night I started thinking about how it must feel for George W. Bush to be President for 8 years and then return home to Texas, and what his first few weeks as a civilian would be like. Being President (even a bad one) must be extremely stressful.

Because President Bush was Commander-in-Chief (albeit a poor one), that means he’s a veteran. If President Bush develops problems and is later plagued by Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), will he be surprised to find out that it’s very difficult for people who served their country to get help for mental stress caused by that service? (For other news about President Bush, see President Bush Outraged at E. Coli, Promises Revenge)

United States Prison Population, Heatherwood Apartments Mill Creek

United States Prison Population, Heatherwood Apartments Mill Creek
By Andy Alt / Political Dimensions

Oct 6, 2008 – Why does the United States have the highest prison population in the world? What causes crime?

You see, every once in a while I like to ask easy questions that I know have no chance for controversy.

Okay, hands up — how many people out there have been treated unfairly at work, when paying bills, when buying a home or renting? Any happy campers out there?

Work hard at a job, and get underpaid or laid off. Injure yourself, hopefully you can prove in a court of law (after you’ve hired a lawyer which you can’t pay for because you’ve been fired or injured from a job) that the injury was work-related or the termination of employment wasn’t due to some type of discrimination.

McCain Reconsiders Palin for Vice-Presidential Running Mate | Humor

McCain Reconsiders Palin for Vice-Presidential Running Mate
By Andy Alt / Political Dimensions

[The following article is a work of fiction]

Oct 4, 2008 – Bowing to the request of many of his supporters, Senator John McCain has asked Governor Sarah Palin to step aside. Palin agreed, stating she understood his reasons and didn’t want to divide the party. She turned to Senator Hillary Clinton, who said, “You should just stay in the race, regardless. ‘The more the merrier’, I always say.”

Two hours later, McCain called a press conference to announce his new vice-presidential running mate, Representative McAbel.

American versus American, Putting it into Perspective

American versus American, Putting it into Perspective
By Andy Alt / Political Dimensions

Oct 1, 2008 – Some people seem to think that because Republican candidates say they are pro-life, that means they are actually pro-life. Earlier tonight on CBS, I heard Sarah Palin say that she’s pro-life, but believes it should be up to the states to decide. That’s fine, but why not just say that about every single issue? If I were a politician, I would completely see that position as politically expedient: Pass the buck on a controversial issue to avoid any backlash by potential supporters. The Supreme Court decided on Roe versus Wade on January 22, 1973. Has there been a serious attempt to overturn it since then? Abortion is used simply as a wedge issue against Democrats. When women have the majority in Congress and Washington, let abortion rights be discussed seriously and honestly at that time.

Lois Lane Proves Liberal Bias in the Media | Non Humor

Lois Lane Proves Liberal Bias in the Media
By Andy Alt / Political Dimensions

Sep 30, 2008 – The well-known reporter Lois Lane is supporting Barack Obama. Through her secret identity of Margot Kidder, she called my mother from the volunteer headquarters of Barack Obama. Here is the story as told by my mother, Annette Alt:

Livingston resident Annette Alt received a phone call a few minutes after 8 pm from Superman co-star Lois Lane, otherwise known as Margot Kidder.

Representative David Bly Arrested, Political Future Uncertain | Humor

Representative David Bly Arrested, Political Future Uncertain
By Andy Alt / Political Dimensions

Sep 29, 2008 – Disappointing the vast majority of his supporters, Representative David Bly, Minnesota House Democrat representing District 25B, was arrested yesterday on charges of vandalism and trespassing. An anonymous caller to Northfield Police dispatch reported that someone was inserting campaign signs into front yards near Spring Creek Park. The NPD arrived within three minutes. Using flashlights, they quickly found their prey, who looked up, with an expression similar to that of a deer. He only froze for a moment though,